There are best football Fans in our country
In this hospital you can see Valera (Moscow fan)|and Vasya (Neva Petersburg fan)
Who had fight in mass fighting in between fans after the match
Neva - Champion!
The Neva players will never do goals 'cause they are smelly shit
There are bastards Moscow fans, and the players are invalid
Easy, damn!
This is your doctor, Igor Valentinovich
Let me heal them, you may go...
So you're Moscow fan...
Yes, doctor... Moscow champion!!!
Doctor! Neva - champion! Neva!!!
Aha, Moscow... Yes, Moscowian!
Do you know what is this injection?
That's the strongest laxative.
You will shit for over a 3 days...
Yes, yes, doctor, correct!!!
And i also have another injection for you...
This is anti-laxative! And you will not shit for 3 days...
Doctor, why? I am Neva fan!!!
*shows 3rd club t-shirt
Neva is bullshit. Moscow is bullshit. Lokomotiv - champion!!! Lo-ko-mo-tiv forward!!!
If only Russia had banknote that costs 666 roubles, there are Taganrog city should been painted on it.
Here lives Sergey Yurievich Belyakov, who like to talk with the TV...
What's the bullshit... Show me the movies, i've paid for it...
"Plastic surgery these days makes a miracles..."
- That's the Nature produces miracles, plastic surgery only fixes her errors
The most popular operation is a tits size increase
-Made tits, do not forget about lips
"Penis size increase is also popular operation"
- Everything is ok with this for me. I'm a King of men crossdressing rooms...
"High fat is also a problem in Russia... The best way to lose kilograms is a diet."
Yeah, we're eating bread with butter everday...
"Sometimes diet can not help..."
Ohh yeah, this is not waist, is Antalya (words playback), 1:1 sized. ALL Inclusive, 24 hours a day...
"Anyways never lose hopes and remember - there are no ugly women exists"
-Heard of TV? You are not exists!
"Perform an operation in our clinic, this will change your life and life of your closest"
- Yeaah, it would been good. They will make you sexy girl, ah?
- Tits, ass, imagine...
"Surely operations is not for free". - It's ok, I have some cash
- I have kept $500, for Thailand, I just want to have sex at least once a year...
- Let me spend them here,
"Operation costs about $25000"
- My dear elefanty... Let them fuck itself with their operations...
- You need to love your woman as is
- Even you're big, but... but... it is not afraid to walk on the streets!
- Nun, big ass... But it is warm!
-At autimn, when there are cold on the street, we can cuddle and bask...
- You are my lovely Dinosauric... You are my lovely Frankenstein...
What?
Everything is ok, sleep, my dear...
-Sleep, sleep, my meat pillow...
Our Russian tourists are respected throughout the world.
For only they can swim in clothes and then dry the money and cell on the battery.
Gena and Vovan rest a vacation in this Turkish hotel with their camera...
- Continuing our Turkish vacation...
-Vovan, fuck, how do you do?
TAGHIL !!!
Tagil rulez cool yeah hahaha!
We have the vacation here, look, slaves trimmed the grass...
The sea where we are swim, girls, and this is our barmen
...who gives us drinks, because we are All Inclusive and Nothing excluded hahaha...
Nasri? Really? (that means "make shit" in russian*)
Imagine, Vovan, Nasri!!! hahaha
He should have a brother Uberi (*clean up, word playing) hahaha...
Vovan, cool!!! -Hey, why do you smiles, asshole?
Yes, asshole. Are you an ass? Yes? Ass??? HAHAHA!!! Check this out! Ass!
Take the camera, i've got a trick, anyways they are don't understanding...
You are shit and you are also shit hahahaha!!!
Your prostitute sleeps with everybody! hahahaha!!!
You are donkey's ass!!! What the fuck??? You're ass itself bastard!!!
Take the cam, Ali-baba. Start recording
Shortely, we have made a mistake but everything's solved for now!
We have found a cool guy from Orel city
He has the same heart like ours...
Tagil rulez, and Orel rulez too!
Everybody rulez...
And now we will drink here, on Turkish lands, yes, guys?
Let me show you a joke:
Hey, are you Ass? - Yes! - Yes!!!
Congress, fuck!
There are a lot of prestige professions in Russia...
Most favorited is a Guard profession
It is hard to become guard, because there only taken people with no high degree accepted... And in our country a lot of these people...
This is guy Alexander, from the Ryazan city. He is a frequent visitor of police department
Stay still, bastard!
Guys... Look into the Camera, donkey! We are cops, not guys!
Name, surname?
Alexanderrr Rrrrodionovich Borrrodach
I repeat, hello, colleagues!
Worked as Guard?
Heh, Guard is a last era, for now I'm parking assistant!
Tell us what's happened this night?
Misunderstanding happened, guys!!!
Just a little misunderstanding... - Tell us!
While I guard the parking, my friend Roman Sergeevich visited me
Who is this? - Is a my friend... Stand up still, damn!!! You're in the police!
He is respected person, he lives in my stairwell. A teacher of Labor.
Is he came alone? No, he has came with an offer! Which offer?
Nun, he has proposed to mine oil, nun, to steal some petrol from the cars
He has offered to combine our assets...
We did, their can with a hose and my parking...
Successfully?
Not completely, we had some disagreements. Which disagreements?
When we came to a first car, Roman pulled out a hose and said to me: suck!
"C'mon, suck" - he has told to me. I meant, suck a petrol...
I told, Roman sergeevich, let you suck, you have more practice!
And then he told: No, you, you're younger! I have answered: You are experienced sucker, let you do this...
And he speaks: No, you should do...
At the time some antisocials goes here and heard of our talks
They are thought that we are gays
How did you guess it?
-By their scream "Hey you, fucking gays"
And next?
I have explained, that they are wrong! How did you do it???
I screamed: "You are fucking gays itself!!!"
...and they objected. Which way???
They gave me a kick in the chest and the Roman in the face. What's next?
And then everything turned back! What do you mean???
I meant, Roman got kick in the chest, and me in the face...
What's happened at the next?
Roman Sergeevich became angry and took a screwdriver... From where he have it? He's Labor teacher!
He should always have tools with him. He has took screwdriver and scream: "I'll kill you all"
He has made the first warning strike to the leg. To whom?
itself...
Took a screwdriver and did, easily!
Next?
Asocial guys also LOL and has gone away... And you?
And we have already cannot gone, rather, Rrrroman Sergeevich can't...
What should we do with you, Petrolsucker, ehhh?
To understand and to forgive...
Guys, please give me a screwdriver back, it is school property... Roman needs it to teach Labor...
This is Moscow, where Slavik & Dimon guys came from Krasnodar to meet a girls and lose virginity...
Slavik, let's go to buy sneakers with rollers? Aha, did you jerk all the night again?
Slavik, why the jerk off? I've just offered...
Nothing... at least I'm searching for any chances to got a chicks in Moscow. And you're about sneakers...
I've got a plan!
Take a look...
Have you ever with black?
Do you know english? Yes, a bit...
Let's go, i'll start talking and you will translate! Ok! Let's go!
Slavik, i'm afraid somewhy... Damn, Relax! Let's go! Everything's alright!
Say "Hello" to her?
She answered "Hi", cool, she told hello Slavik!!!
She thanks! Wow!!! I told you everything's alright ha!
I am sure that she will go with us at 100%! Super!
I will fuck her first today!
Stop! It's unclearly! I talk in English so I should be the first fucker!
Hey, it was mine idea!
Girl: Hey you, donkeys! I am a root Moscowian, fuck himself, peasants!
Nun what? Fucked? Asshole...